The Top 10 Signs That You Are A School Teacher
10. The clothes you wear on the first day of school is the same outfit you have worn for the past three years
9. You can properly pronounce the word “nuclear”
8. Your car is the one with the donut spare functioning as a new tire
7. Your school lounge smells like stale coffee and micro waved spaghetti sauce
6. You get confused over the acronyms “IPOD” and “TM”
5. “Fast and Furious” is not a movie title but 5 minutes with your spouse
4. You think all 6th grade girls dress like Madonna or Brittany Spears
3. Your home computer still uses DOS and monochrome monitor
2. Your cell phone comes with its own back pack and electro-static crank
And the number 1 indication that you are a school teacher:
1. You are the oldest guest at Billy’s house party
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